One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

; \& [5 y8 Q5 |- {2 ~[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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# Q% S- G8 y- l. x" ][4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

  o. s8 n% V4 E4 u7 |[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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; a8 V6 w; P5 m, f/ f# v[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

! h: `! M/ e' ^5 H/ t1 o( m[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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9 d# V) t4 |0 C6 {9 }: N& f[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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0 U6 M/ p+ m) `5 |- @) J; ?+ F[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

2 I# ^. O3 a3 T/ B3 o% \[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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2 B& `3 q; d1 d[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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+ y+ z0 Z0 j7 d7 ]* j3 M[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
3 O' W; E! P& p8 u' Q( }' D) N' nMan : Will it help ?
2 y4 p4 t7 R& l0 S$ k- bDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
+ [  L2 E3 I# L& m5 WIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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