One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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0 u" Q9 {" r- v3 R  C[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

! y; @# X3 z( Q4 x, L' h[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

4 b; ]. S* D8 {& Z* D[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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1 z1 P; s0 d$ i/ C( I9 i[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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# q, g- n# m  j. ?- s' \[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

4 B/ w' U7 v6 d; u5 W9 k" \& w[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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: J1 _; p# b/ w( m. n[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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% s( n  o4 b6 W, `* G2 B5 v$ }[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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& ~$ U# @2 B3 k/ p) D5 U6 w  A[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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5 f# Q- k9 u( z* f" d0 V, o[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
# v. I3 X! Z8 ?$ Q) @% FDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
) N& Y8 l/ A! eDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
+ |! {. {! {* R/ R4 s. v; wHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

1 K& v  e" r% `" c[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

/ r- w$ w6 q1 r+ z, X6 N; ^- b[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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