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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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; V  Q  E" e7 X: f# k) w' R[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

) Y8 |0 v+ |. o$ v% `+ f[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

8 P/ s5 j6 F# u. d[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

0 x0 o" z( d' ]8 w. @- }7 C* `; p! U[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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7 F; C* [0 c8 `; ^[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

. Q6 h+ k. ?7 `[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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! H* a$ J1 `! k7 O[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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  f$ ~9 h! h+ p9 P+ k. l- f[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

8 J  N& I4 O, l7 h4 C% ~[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

0 K$ B" x7 @0 k6 {$ N, r[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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/ I& s* O; p5 @3 z[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

' w" Z( v: w* i6 h0 H; U' Q) u[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
+ P2 T% e8 X0 u3 A/ o  PMan : Will it help ?
: v: c" f  \+ A! W9 m4 EDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
7 d/ N0 g9 g" ~* {It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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* F) _% U+ k& U[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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