One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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8 d2 J; E3 y  }5 m/ n- S[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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+ a7 @8 T; I7 O! ?5 H[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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; I. h7 w; r( y7 }; S[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

$ a: E- }( Z. f; w[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

, f7 ~5 d( r, v2 w. y[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

( ?# O/ F* V( Q[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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5 V$ D" x4 U4 I4 W& p/ N; T[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

" ^6 N( Y4 |. U5 {! ?, b  J[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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0 y4 c/ ^4 t( N1 s  \& |* V; b[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

: r0 r$ V) n$ k* e# B" V5 w8 ?[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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% x$ S1 P3 c9 }  s4 W[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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1 i" n  [! L& t1 h[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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% }! w" ^/ P/ T  ]' s. A' a( X[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
# s) ?% _0 d" {* B' R9 qDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
+ U' j- x& B/ b8 Z1 ~( iDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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4 r4 m1 U" f9 R+ w% D/ u[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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' u0 k( R/ r) r2 @1 n! A- ]" O[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
- Q; w6 U$ x: i9 {Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

; v. E( [+ G6 z& G. n- _[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

! k" x% M8 N- _2 g; b1 G* i[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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