Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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You ask me, me ask who?

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Good good learning day day up
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Here are more:
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We are who and who

give you some color zu see see
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- @: x: `+ l" W: U[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
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- _3 N4 K8 d6 i. ~9 j) g- u; i麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
( I1 p* \% g! h$ k: x; T+ m% Z9 V红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
' O# }0 c. C) ]- v猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
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醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

We are who and who

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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D

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$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表

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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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& {; H" o, P8 r1 U& eone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
' }0 D8 v1 {% J奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

# [) k# ^, r" j6 C+ V: jone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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