Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.

You ask me, me ask who?

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Good good learning day day up

Here are more:
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sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
( v0 n4 x( s) o1 x5 i: p. ~0 A童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
7 U( i" w# V$ k. r红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
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. J5 W9 t8 {# d木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
7 s" P& P9 K- E) z+ P( x1 U' C! F" ~醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D
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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
/ K. ^# S, L3 B奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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