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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?( q/ ~0 i) I) X2 @4 G- C  \
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Because it makes fat fact!
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2.Why is the letter E so important?7 ~' d/ k; `: N2 Z
Because it’s the begining of everything!! [3 ]( u6 G% a  D$ w" r2 o: R9 D: {
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?0 m1 q& a( b9 g, p" O. c; B4 o+ W
Because there is love between them!
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2 `1 k8 j  w" w4.What letter is an animal ?
, D: Q, i4 ~( {8 r* u& IIt’s the letter B# ?: Q( c! B% p3 H0 n

% X5 ~9 _# w4 I% M, J5.What letter is a question?1 X" t( S2 h6 s7 o( Q7 i; j
It’s the letter Y
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?2 C* K/ d2 e. R, M2 M
Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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- d6 O4 F# E' d. P! \: V7.How do you feel today?
( `+ P. k! c* i( s6 I3 pWith my hands ,of course!; o0 S& _5 c8 T0 D3 g$ A

4 Z( i  H+ H6 L8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
0 E# ^, _. T7 F1 d7 Z4 ?5 `6 r  g+ `Take a longer rope and compare with it!6 W1 E0 n% y' T
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9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
0 ~7 [: ?" F; _9 T1 f( `; x$ M What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!- R3 j" b- {/ S" Y
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10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?: k8 u: b; `- O3 C2 k/ s
He didn’t cheat!
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3 n/ S8 V* h' `8 ~7 b3 w11.What does everybody do at the same time?
0 K+ {( V) j/ S3 L1 x. n. `Grow old!2 Y# t1 [7 B# u# X, ~6 y  _

8 v: N- U: j  r/ \. V2 yThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
  `0 S% {4 z9 Rat the end!!!
, c! C4 {! z- N/ G$ ]12.What resembles half a pie?8 b! Y" A. m7 m1 y5 {* D4 G
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
) s6 L/ n2 P3 K3 X14.When do people have two mouth?
- d6 @0 [' `2 I+ E15.Why do lions eat raw meat?6 n' E% z1 C* D4 \5 w/ A9 N
16.How many sides does a circle have?
) M7 Z" m6 }3 G( R0 Q2 m17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
! m; x. n9 s5 ]( o18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?- J% J3 x: F9 u! ?$ q* Z8 @
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
) F3 h) g* u- s- p! B! p! v6 }20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?6 g* |2 j3 r5 D8 ^
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?, @8 p$ f1 n/ ]" e" X
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
$ k5 q$ Q6 H3 U, M- t23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?' s: A0 ?4 {$ M& o- U
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?1 N' }4 \0 N( g* j2 f, Z: E
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?0 \* k+ v  I2 w2 t: f  m' }' u
26.Which month has 28 days?7 A( m) G. x2 K, _/ A  `+ r$ K# j8 i
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?
& M) E  z8 k; F2 ~" s4 o8 n28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
9 s5 X& U4 L$ ?5 c6 o2 C- J6 K29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?1 o! {& Z3 o% P) @) M
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
  h# B4 a6 A2 h5 z; X' j31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
' d* F) Y7 H. _3 U# u32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?! x0 r1 R3 l- H* u* l/ Z
33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?
* a# C8 Q* `9 M8 H6 K34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?/ f# Z0 H, a9 Z5 T
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
* p- W* o$ E9 S' X36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?9 {1 w3 U; v6 c( i; a
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?% c0 m: [) h1 r5 ~6 C) r
38.With which hand do you write?7 u3 H& ]2 i/ E% I; R) k9 }4 Z
39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?' [' @( T! l% G1 [" f
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% x% q# d: C* E6 Q" g# S8 t, ?+ P; b2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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& H9 I  m. B7 I12. The other half!3 K# F( d  @" P! c
13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人! k' p0 |8 q* K1 U, C
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
( i4 c* g( V$ i* n15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
$ j0 w3 M# p' n5 p: r' p1 D8 E% E16. Two. The inside and the outside!6 T" x/ O- e$ i$ e$ l
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
+ D6 i9 O9 E! V4 O# z( ~! \/ f18. Sleep at night!
) B! {% A& I* W6 }2 W19. At the bottom!
7 A, u! @5 Z! f& s+ _- O. W' I20. Wet!/ t! Y; u& ^8 j- S  g  B
21. Nine!$ h) G/ W/ `* A& x# b
22. They planted peech trees!: c4 k) i5 c! ^0 u# W; p
23. He walked in the other direction!
0 W/ h+ Z7 ~& `; ?, c24. Snowflakes!
6 A( B! C2 ~/ o# {3 S25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!1 g5 C: j2 t' H5 e+ V6 o7 N
26. Every month has at least 28 days!; n# |3 m( Y! ^# ?% v, E0 ]5 |
27. One’s appetite!$ D$ H4 V/ n( k4 E3 ~6 w' T
28.From a hen!
4 l6 ?6 E: _1 }! n* R) \- W29. He fell off the last step!/ M$ f2 y* q( E& f% u3 l
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
7 `* J8 R+ S# z3 d  D# D31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!
+ g5 A; |* G2 C+ G2 N32. easy. 5+5/5=6!$ U* r, s9 K6 U
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!- v; Z: U! t0 l7 S
34.Washinton,D.C.!
8 e. C# s+ i8 }  Y# x, u35. The police officer was a lady!6 A" H  l5 s% I( U! h, r
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
! d) a/ A" `8 j0 J% k37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!. {9 S4 `, @7 l/ ?" w6 |
38. Neither.I use a pen!
4 \! \6 c+ l+ k. o$ R2 I39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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