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Two birls
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7 `8 O) J9 i. {8 z- G5 r9 xTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

! S. _( A5 T0 {7 u' nTeacher: Please tell us.
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) h9 O4 m% l7 YStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.



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A physics Examination

+ S+ r2 j4 p! j  w, Q& `Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

4 j' Q% }$ {$ l4 |# e0 t; U1 f+ h  cThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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