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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

6 N; J! V3 C) v! KStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

' a- K2 d! S( L( {2 xTeacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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2 ?! m+ o. S9 L$ PA physics Examination

' a7 }  J6 G' v$ s9 MOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

) |! ]+ @# H, J! E3 k! aThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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