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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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; Z5 t2 q( ^- V( J" r8 gStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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$ M5 |7 S" u1 E5 nTeacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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4 c: D* i$ b; F+ S; v0 A! mA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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