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Two birls
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% t, \# y6 _& UTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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$ I/ l6 g  S2 |. D( a9 SStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.



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0 G6 |) r& C6 p9 i& pA physics Examination

+ ~- ?" @% P& R  `, p7 n1 D0 C* YOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

  n$ @5 a" g, `# jThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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, w) `3 x% B% R$ J2 VNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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