搞笑神回复:「一个憋不住尿,一个兜不住屎」
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客官接着往下滑
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一看你就笑嘎嘎
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看好了，吾儿只示范这一次。
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赶紧把孩子的口水刮下来泡茶
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您丈夫在家吗???
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放过我媳妇。放过我 😰 媳妇
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真羡慕你们双向奔赴的病情~
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一个憋不住尿 一个兜不住屎
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步惊云掏枪战关公
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烂片不看，但烂成这样，高低得看看，哪有全集?
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这🔥儿也忒大了点儿吧
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知道前面头发怎么没了吧
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高手过招，点到为止。这样也能看出白衣男子的实力!
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无法自拔的二臂
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50就把我卖了，这还说啥了
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终于碰到会玩的孙策了
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开窗前: 不讹我儿子，开窗后:不讹我儿子
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拉车窗前：富了！拉车窗后：服了…
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特🐎的...
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都这种时候了，你还是记不住老板工号
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这个求婚应该是稳了
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他咋还藏着杀器呢?
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