joke
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him,"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!" What's the difference between stress, tension andpanic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant. Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake! 原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:41 发表
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him,
"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS? "
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"
I faint~~~~~ 原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:41 发表
What's the difference between stress, tension andpanic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
I faint~~~~ again 原帖由 peak 于 2005-8-31 19:42 发表
Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!
what's the meaning?:o 原帖由 白天不懂夜的黑 于 2005-9-1 06:54 发表
what's the meaning?:o
是说adam 和eve会吃蛇吧~~哈哈:lol: 原帖由 kelly171 于 2005-9-1 11:50 发表
是说adam 和eve会吃蛇吧~~哈哈:lol:
:D:D DING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HOHO~~
谢谢
PEAK哥 ~~ 支持~~~ 原帖由 白天不懂夜的黑 于 2005-9-1 06:54 发表
what's the meaning?:o
是说如果他们是中国人,会选择吃蛇而不是苹果.
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